You know what they say: if you pull elastic it has to snap back. I'm not so sure any more. I do know it's one of those days where before I've even set off to Ipswich. I speak to the world's rude Click here to read more...

You know what they say: if you’re bored of Wigan, you’re bored of life. That’s not strictly true and this has been a week with much to ponder, but all’s well that doesn’t end in complete pain, so Wiga Click here to read more...

You know what they say: smile and the whole world smiles with you. A brilliant thing – not the brilliant thing of course – happens on the way to Wigan. I'm in the middle lane of the M25 (not hog Click here to read more...